Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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