More tranny stories later!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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