...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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