god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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