What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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