This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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