Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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