I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You smell like stripper and shame
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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