4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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