When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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