What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
