***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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