let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
