Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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