At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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