I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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