ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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