you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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