We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you would pick up someone in the library
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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