We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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