did you get engaged???
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I don't think brook has ever known best
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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