I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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