no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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