Whod you bang
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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