no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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