it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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