I want to walk on stilts...naked
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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