The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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