Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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