yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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