That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
