My first STD was from a foam party
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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