Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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