I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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