Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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