Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i think i have two assholes
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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