Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it hurts more in the daytime
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
