My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i dont even know how to be here
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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