theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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