Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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