i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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