I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
