whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
