dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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