I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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