He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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