separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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