Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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