nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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