Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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