we have officially lost it.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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