The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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