no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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