why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Randomize
